Okay, I stole that from Wikipedia, but that's it in a nutshell. You can read the comic at the website or on Bernie's journal... bernieh. Bernie is awesome, and this is seriously the most hilarious webcomic I've ever read. Ahem. Oh, and Bernie gets extra points for having attended the same university that I attended, not like anyone will care. :D
I swear to god, I tried to cut this down... keep in mind I had about 90 tracks in the beginning. XD A special thanks to infinitefirefly for helping me stop freaking out over the length. ♥
And no, I didn't put any MC Oral B on this FST...
#01 "New York, New York" by Reel Big Fish
If I can make it there
I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you, New York, New York.
I picked this track as a kind of introduction. How on earth did these two end up in New York City? Well, if you've ever been there... you'd know what types of beings the City attracts. :D
#02 "Hello New York" by Silverhead
Yeah, yeah, another song about New York... but the damned comic is set in New York. This one kind of sets the stage a bit better than the last. >)
#03 "Action Figure Party" by Action Figure Party
This is referring to the photocollage... Abe and Preston being action figures. Shh, don't tell them that, though.
#04 "Alien" by Pennywise
Everyday convince myself of everything I can and can't believe
Abe is the Xenomorph... and... he has a little problem with grounding himself in reality.
#05 "Stupid MF" by Mindless Self Indulgence
They think you're dumb.
I think you're smart.
No, wait, I lied. I think you're dumb.
Abe is pretty dumb, and Preston puts up with him for SOME reason.
#06 "Girls of Porn" by Mr. Bungle
The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else
Abe is very attached to his pr0n... and he thinks about sex constantly.
#07 "Predator" by Wolfpack
Search in the dark
Got you in sight.
Preston is the Yautja... and... well, yeah. He still has his cloaking device thing! It comes in handy when he's stalking...
#08 "Nearsighted" by Rupert Holmes
If you take these glasses from my face
I think that you will find
I'm undeniably, certifiably, just a shade of blind.
Preston is extraordinarily nearsighted... and he wears glasses.
#09 "Overworld" - Super Mario Bros
They play a lot of videogames.
#10 "Roommate From Hell" by MC Lars Horris
He was the roommate from Hell, his name is Lucifer
Someone call a priest, and bring the crucifer
Abe is pretty much the roommate from Hell. He has cut off Preston's arm, set fire to his room, and gotten him into all other kinds of trouble.
#11 "Your Racist Friend" by They Might Be Giants
My head can't tolerate this bobbing and pretending
Listen to some bullet-head and the madness that he's saying
The strip is full of non-sequitur and faux-racist comments (like anti-alien sentiments from Abe).
#12 "Eliza" by Phish
Abe has a poster of Eliza Dushku in his room... his 'therapist.' ELIZA is the name of a therapeutic computer program... and the poster talks like it.
#13 "Mother" by Danzig
Abe has a love-hate relationship with his mother.
#14 "Double Trouble" by Rough Cutt
Abe also has a love-hate relationship with his little brothers Boris and Zeev, who stay with him and Preston from time to time. Preston doesn't particuarly like Boris and Zeev.
#15 "I Want Chinese Food" by the Drunken Cholos
Abe and Preston practically LIVE on Chinese food. It helps that the Chinese food delivery guy typically shows up with their order before they hang up the phone. Now that's service!
#16 "Girls" by the Beastie Boys
Girls - all I really want is girls
And in the morning it's girls
Cause in the evening it's girls
Abe is a little girl crazy.
#17 "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" by the Bloodhound Gang
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Abe is definitely too ugly to get chicks... but he might stop just short of wishing he were gay.
#18 "Date Rape" by Sublime
If it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.
Actually, I don't think Abe has ever gotten laid (and he wouldn't rape anyone, anyway). He's tried a ton of dating services... but it's too much trouble. He would prefer 'Ready Set Fuck,' except it's too many steps.
#19 "New York Girls" by Morningwood
In your tight black jeans
And my high heeled shoes
God, I think you're hot
I got to get with you
New York girls tend to live in New York.
#20 "Barbie Girl" by MXPX
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
The girls at the speed dating sessions (etc) are all Barbies. Abe can't get them to give him a second look, even with Beer Goggles. Dating sites don't work, either.
#21 "Subway Train" by the New York Dolls
I think a see the train
I see ya got open track
Abe and Preston spend a lot of time on the subway, and waiting for the subway.
#22 "Taxi Driver" by Hanoi Rocks
I'll be a taxi driver for you, honey, Take you anywhere you want to
They also spend a lot of time in taxis. Taxi drivers are effing scary.
#23 "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" by Bruce Springstone (haha, yes, this is THAT.)
Abe and Preston are baseballs fans. Well, if you live in NYC, you kind of have to be. To be specific, Abe and Preston are YANKEES fans. Pwnage.
#24 "Jesus Christ Superstar" by Murray Head
Jesus Christ plays for the Yankees. Jesus Christ also becomes Abe and Preston's roommate for a summer, as a subletter. Pretty cool, knowing Jesus, huh?
#25 "Meet the Mets" by Yo La Tengo
Yeah, that OTHER franchise. ¬.¬
#26 "Girl With the Glasses" by Greg Oblivian and the Tip-Tops
I felt there was something in between you and me...
Preston meets a girl named Corinna at the eye doctor... and... she also has glasses. He develops a crush on her.
#27 "First Date" by Blink 182
When you smile, I melt inside
I'm not worthy for a minute of your time
And they go out on a date. One date. And then Preston finds out Corinna is a METS fan.
#28 "Inertiatic ESP" by the Mars Volta
it's been said
long time ago
you'll be the first and last to know
Corinna is a psychic with a blurry third eye.
Later, she ends up moving in with Abe and Preston after Jesus moves out...
#29 "Bill Clinton Sex Field" by Wat Tyler
Bill Clinton interjects himself into Preston's pseudo-lovelife, and takes Corinna out on a date....
#30 "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" by William Hung
...but they don't sleep together. Shocking!
William Hung also appears in this comic... as a 'Chinese character' that Abe gets tattooed onto his arm. The tattoo talks, and wants to eat Abe's liver. Ha!
B01 "Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy" by Bud Light
An ode to the super-fast Chinese food delivery guy, who has a time machine, apparently.
B02 "What If God Was One of Us?" by Joan Osborne
Jesus really doesn't appreciate the poor grammar in this song.
B03 "Rosanna" by Toto
No, Jesus' middle name is not 'Hosanna,' Abe.
B04 "Casual Knight" by Abe Vigoda
Just... don't type 'Abe Vigoda' into the Celebrity Nude Database.
B05 "Jesus Christ Superstar (Live)" by Tenacious D
Another version of this classic song. Well, Jesus is a recurring character (haha recurring... *cough*).
B06 "I Whip It Out" by (a) Bill Clinton (Impersonator)
This is... fairly self-explanatory. Bill Clinton saves the day later, though, getting Preston out of jail. Poor Preston is just a Predator, not a child predator.
B07 "Hey Ya (Remix)" by William Hung
More William Hung! This is a very disturbing track.
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